Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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