My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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