Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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