his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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