May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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