I'm eating all of the evidence.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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