Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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