guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
either way he was missing a nipple.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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