And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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