nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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