So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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