My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize