with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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