he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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