I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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