So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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