How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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