So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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