it's too hot outside to masturbate.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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