This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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