I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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