never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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