STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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