Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We just shotgunned beers for America
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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