This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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