Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My Sexting was not on an AP level
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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