this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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