Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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