So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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