the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you win again, gameday.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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