so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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