"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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