What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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