im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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