Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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