Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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