Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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