Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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