doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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