have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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