I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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