have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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