Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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