You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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