ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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