next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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