i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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