My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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