So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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