hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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