Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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