what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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