I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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