And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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