His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I came so hard my ears popped.
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