In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
worst night to have a conscience
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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